darkness-matters:

Parent: What does a cow say?

Baby: Moo!

Parent: Yay!! What does a cat say?

Baby: Meow!

Parent: Great job! Now, what does a dog say?

Baby: *deep voice* Aoba

(via arukitty)

— 38 minutes ago with 31247 notes

chilled:

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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this couldn’t get any better

(Source: catsfurever, via arukitty)

— 1 hour ago with 309809 notes

shychiaichi:

when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends

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(via aphromano)

— 7 hours ago with 145143 notes
lostgabi:

Until I See Your Face Again: (The Hurt Locker is the inspiration here)
Muse A and Muse B are planning to get married, but Muse B is in the Army and has one more tour of duty in Afghanistan. They part ways, tearfully, knowing that in one year Muse B will be home again. Muse B is a bomb tech and spends their days and nights defusing bombs and having nightmares about bodies blown to bits when they don’t get the bombs defused in time. Muse A worries about Muse B while staying back home and planning their wedding. Muse A keeps working and trying to do everything normally while cringing every time they hear the gravel in the driveway crunch under tires. Would it be men in uniform coming to tell Muse A the Muse B has died over there? They Skype and write letters all through his tour. Every time Muse B is out of communication, Muse A spends in a panic. Until a year later, Muse B is home, and they reunite. 
*Twist one: Muse A finds out she is pregnant while Muse B is gone.
*Twist two: Muse B dies while defusing a bomb in Afghanistan
*Twist three: Muse A and Muse B deal with Muse B coming home with a healthy dose of PTSD.

lostgabi:

Until I See Your Face Again: (The Hurt Locker is the inspiration here)

Muse A and Muse B are planning to get married, but Muse B is in the Army and has one more tour of duty in Afghanistan. They part ways, tearfully, knowing that in one year Muse B will be home again. Muse B is a bomb tech and spends their days and nights defusing bombs and having nightmares about bodies blown to bits when they don’t get the bombs defused in time. Muse A worries about Muse B while staying back home and planning their wedding. Muse A keeps working and trying to do everything normally while cringing every time they hear the gravel in the driveway crunch under tires. Would it be men in uniform coming to tell Muse A the Muse B has died over there? They Skype and write letters all through his tour. Every time Muse B is out of communication, Muse A spends in a panic. Until a year later, Muse B is home, and they reunite. 

*Twist one: Muse A finds out she is pregnant while Muse B is gone.

*Twist two: Muse B dies while defusing a bomb in Afghanistan

*Twist three: Muse A and Muse B deal with Muse B coming home with a healthy dose of PTSD.

(Source: lostgabiarchive, via pianostandardtime)

— 15 hours ago with 835 notes

How should one feel about their lover saying that he gets turned on by the thought of your best friend having sex with them and then hearing them ask YOU to talk dirty to them?
How would you feel if they did this and knew you were very upset and they just wanted you to help them out because they were horny as fuck?

— 15 hours ago
#personal  #asshole...  #my fucking ex is a douchebag 

idrewacircle:

aero-swordfish:

Mochitalia

so THATS where the “I was wrong. He was my daddy.” strip comes from!!

Holy shit this is the funniest shit ever omg

(via spamano-butt-sex)

— 2 days ago with 7957 notes
#omg  #omfg  #lmfao  #hetalia  #always remember  #XD  #mochitalia